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Chapter 181: Because I have Theo on the Left and Cuengi on the Right

TL: Hanguk

“But how did you end up collapsed on the floor?”

Sejun asked the fully recovered Theo.

To which,

“It’s all Chairman Park's fault, meow!

Theo immediately blamed Sejun.

“Me?”

“Yes, meow!

“Why me?”

“It's because Chairman Park sent me away, and I was away from Chairman Park's lap for too long, so I lost my energy, meow!

Ah… Sejun had forgotten that this was Theo’s usual behavior. So, he changed his question.

“Did anything unusual happen?”

“Yes, meow! The members of the Three-Headed Society tried to kidnap me, meow!

“The Three-Headed Society? Don’t tell me one of Hydra’s heads appeared?!

Even if hundreds or thousands of regular hunters from the Three-Headed Society attacked, they wouldn’t be able to bring down Theo due to magic depletion. The only remaining possibility was the appearance of one of Hydra’s heads.

“Yes, meow! The blue snake appeared, but I defeated it easily, meow!

There were some ups and downs in between, but Theo boldly skipped them to show off his competence to Sejun.

“Vice Chairman Theo, you?!

Sejun was astonished by Theo’s words.

“Puhuhut. Chairman Park, take this, meow!

Feeling pleased by Sejun’s surprised expression, Theo took out a bronze coin from his bag and handed it to Sejun. On one side, there was an image of Hydra and on the other, the number 4.

[Hydra’s 4th Bronze Coin]

???

"What kind of snake was it?"

“It was a blue snake that created ice, meow!

“Vice Chairman Theo, you really are strong.”

Sejun had to admit it. He had somewhat underestimated Theo... but Theo was evidently much stronger than he'd thought.

“Puhuhut. I’m super strong, meow! I even developed a new skill this time, meow!

Feeling happy from Sejun’s praise, Theo lazily sprawled across Sejun’s lap.

Then,

“But there’s been a weird smell coming from my mouth since earlier, meow! Quickly give me some of Chairman Park's homemade churu, meow!

Theo demanded the homemade churu. Sejun was annoyed thinking about how he had fed elixirs to recover quickly, and now he's complaining about a weird smell? Sejun felt a bit upset.

However,

“Here you go.”

Regardless of his feelings, Sejun naturally handed Theo the homemade churu.

Slurp, slurp, slurp.

While Theo was enjoying his second mouthful of the homemade churu,

“Right, meow! I have one more thing to give to Chairman Park, meow!

Theo remembered the bronze plaque he got from the lost and found storage’s draw and took it out from his bag.

“Chairman Park will be very pleased with this, meow!

“Really?”

Curious from Theo's confident demeanor, Sejun looked at the bronze plaque.

[Bronze Mirror]

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“It’s a mirror?”

The flat object he thought was a paddle turned out to be a mirror.

Swish, swish.

Sejun tried cleaning the bronze with his clothes, but it didn’t become clear enough to reflect his face.

“Aileen, can you appraise this?”

[The Tower’s Administrator says leave it to her.]

"Alright, thanks. And isn't this too little? Take more."

Sejun sent Aileen the bronze mirror along with 1,000 elixir-grade cherry tomatoes. That morning, he transported 5,000 tomatoes from the temporary storage in the White Tower, so he had plenty.

[The Tower’s Administrator says thank you].

A moment later,

[The Tower’s Administrator says she senses a powerful divine power from the item Theo brought.]

[The Tower’s Administrator says she needs to appraise it with her grandfather and needs more time.]

“A divine power? Okay, take your time. There's no rush."

After entrusting Aileen with the appraisal,

“You really did great, Vice Chairman Theo.”

“Of course, meow! I am amazing, meow!

When Sejun praised him, Theo beamed and presented his belly even more, as if to say, 'Now, rub this splendid belly of mine, meow!'

Pat, pat.

Sejun affectionately stroked Theo's belly, appreciating his accomplishments.

“Puhuhut… feels good, meow…”

Purr.

After enjoying a tasty churu and Sejun's undivided attention, Theo contentedly fell asleep.

"He really isn't leaving."

When even his last attempt did not succeed, only then was Sejun able to shake off his last remaining regret.

Just then,

Gororong.

Kurorong

Theo's snoring made Cuengi think it was nap time, and he immediately snuggled against Sejun's back and fell asleep.

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“That’s right. Because I have Theo on the Left and Cuengi on the Right.”

Once he gave in, everything felt easier.

Snore.

Gororong.

Kurorong.

Holding Theo and Cuengi, Sejun fell asleep.

Two hours later,

“Ugh.”

Sejun stretched as he woke up.

“Hey guys, wake up.”

Rub. Rub.

Sejun began massaging Theo to wake him up.

“Puhu... Chairman Park, did you sleep well, meow?”

Theo opened his eyes with a pleasant smile from Sejun’s massage.

“Yes. Did Vice Chairman Theo sleep well?”

“Yes, meow... Chairman Park's lap is always so cozy, meow..."

As Theo replied, he was drifting back to sleep.

"But did the auction go well?"

Sejun initiated a conversation to wake Theo up again.

“Yes, meow! It was another complete sell-out, meow!

The mention of the auction made Theo's eyes gleam. No matter how sleepy he was, boasting about his achievements to Sejun was more important.

“That’s good. You did well.”

"Of course, meow! I worked extremely hard, meow! Look at this, meow! This is the money I earned, meow!

Theo boasted, taking out 6.75 million Tower coins he earned from this auction. Puhuhut. Chairman Park, praise me and hand over my incentive, meow!

“Vice Chairman Theo, good job. Here’s your incentive.”

Sejun handed over 750,000 Tower coins as an incentive to Theo. The vice chairman’s incentive rate was 10%. But lately, Sejun had been rounding up and just giving the last six figures as the incentive.

“Puhuhut. Thank you, meow!

Feeling satisfied, Theo put the coins Sejun gave him in his bag.

At that moment,

Roll. Roll.

Cuengi rolled over in front of Sejun and

Plop.

Lay down flat in front of him.

Krueng...

[Cuengi wants a massage too...]

“Alright.”

Stretch. Stretch.

Sejun earnestly stretched Cuengi’s legs for him.

Then he woke up the animals and went outside,

“Lord Sejun, are you awake?”

Ulrich greeted Sejun.

“Yes. How’s the Sky-Reaching Bean? Is it growing well?”

The Sky-Reaching Bean, described as reaching the sky in 7 days after planting, was planted 6 days ago.

But since Sejun initially accelerated its growth for 24 hours using magic seed sowing, it would probably reach the sky even faster.

“It looks like it's almost fully grown. We had the soldiers climb the beanstalk and received reports that there's a massive land floating in the sky.”

“A massive land?”

What on earth did Theo’s front paw find?

Looking at Theo,

“Meow meow meow.”

Feeling refreshed from his sleep, Theo was humming a tune and grooming his front paws.

"We aren't sure since the beanstalk hasn't reached it yet, but it seems there are no living entities."

"I'll need to go and check."

“We'll follow you.”

“No, you guys wait for me down here.”

In case of any unforeseen situation, Sejun and the animals could escape using the precious Bracelet of the Dragon's Return given by Kaiser. So Sejun planned to inspect it first with the animals.

With that, Sejun moved to where he planted the sky-reaching bean.

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99th floor of the Tower, Administrator area.

-Hmm... Theo, how does he always find stuff like this?

-Right? How does he always pick things like this?

Kaiser and Kellion were amazed and discussed, appraising the bronze mirror at Aileen's request. Even more astonishing was that no matter how closely the two dragons looked, there was nothing particularly unique about Theo.

"Don't just talk among yourselves; tell me too!"

Aileen got upset with Kaiser and Kellion because she often needed their help to assist Sejun when she should have been the one helping Sejun.

-Hahaha, my granddaughter is upset because we were chatting amongst ourselves? Let this old man explain quickly! This is a relic containing the power of the space god, Dimena.

“A relic?”

-Yes, a relic...

As Aileen showed interest, Kaiser excitedly explained about the relic.

“Grandpa, tell me about the other gods' relics too.”

-Oh, my!

My granddaughter is so interested in my stories! Thanks to that, Kaiser became so elated that he enthusiastically started talking about all the gods he knew who had divine powers.

However,

‘I’ll learn from Grandpa, so later I can appraise Sejun's items with my own ability!

Aileen only had one thought in mind: to appraise Sejun’s items on her own.

-Idiot.

Kellion looked disdainfully at Kaiser, who was doting on his granddaughter. Yet he was no different, being just as doting on his grandson...

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"Wow!"

Sejun exclaimed as he saw the enormous beanstalk. It was about 30 meters in circumference, and its top couldn't be seen. It truly seemed to reach the sky.

"Puhuhut. How is it, meow?"

Theo began to feel proud again, tightly holding onto Sejun's knee with his front paws, so as not to be pulled into the sky.

"Excellent."

This amount was more than enough, even if all the rabbits and Black Minotaurs ate it.

"Cuengi, stay inside the void storage for now."

Concerned that the beanstalk might collapse due to Cuengi's weight, Sejun made Cuengi wait inside the void storage.

Krueng!

[I'll wait without eating this time.]

Which meant, waiting without eating but filling up his snack pouch.

"That's right. Our Cuengi is so well-behaved."

Clank.

Sejun praised Cuengi as he put him in the void storage and closed the door.

"Let's climb."

"Got it, meow!"

Sejun began climbing the beanstalk with Theo.

[Farmer's Touch Lv. 4 is activated.]

[While your hand is in contact, the growth of the Sky-reaching Beanstalk accelerates slightly.]

[The lifespan of the Sky-reaching Beanstalk extends a bit while being touched.]

Naturally, as Sejun held onto the beanstalk, his skills activated on it.

"Golden Bat, let's sing while we climb."

(Yes!)

Sejun called out the Golden Bat hanging on his back. If his skills were effective, surely the bat's song could prolong the life of the beanstalk.

(There's a beanstalk, tall and high~)

After listening to the Golden Bat's original song for about an hour,

They arrived at a vast land in the sky. It was surprising that such a massive land in the sky wasn't visible before. The land seemed barren, with only one dazzlingly white building visible in the distance.

"Let's head over there."

"Understood, meow!"

Theo, who was just clinging onto Sejun's knee, responded quickly. He wasn't planning to move on his own anyway.

(I'll scout ahead!)

The Golden Bat quickly flew around the building and returned.

(The building seems clean, but there's no one inside!)

"Really?"

Sejun approached the building.

"Huh?"

As he got closer, he noticed crops surrounding the building.

"Are those Magical Cherry Tomatoes? Wait! What's that?"

Sejun recognized some crops, but there were others he had never seen before.

"I should gather some."

As Sejun approached to harvest the crops,

[You have entered Emila's Garden.]

-It's remarkable that you managed to find this place. However, I cannot allow thievery. Black Tower's tower farmer, Park Sejun. And it's not time for us to meet yet.

A voice echoed in Sejun's head.

And then,

"Huh? Where am I?"

Suddenly, Sejun found himself transported to another location. A familiar location. He was at the base of the Sky-Reaching Bean, back on the ground.

-It was nice meeting you.

With that, the voice vanished.

"What just happened? Vice Chairman Theo? Golden Bat?"

Feeling bewildered, Sejun first checked if the animals were okay.

Gororong.

Baerorong.

Thankfully, both were fine.

"Ah! What about Cuengi?"

Clank.

Sejun quickly opened the void storage to ensure Cuengi was safe.

Krueng?

[Are we going out already?]

Cuengi, who was busy filling his snack pouch, asked with a disappointed expression.

"No, fill your pouch first and then come out."

Krueng!

[Okay!]

Upon hearing Sejun's words, Cuengi eagerly resumed filling his snack pouch.

"Phew. What just happened?"

As Sejun was contemplating the recent events,

"Huh? When did I put these on?"

Sejun realized his shoes had changed. Instead of his worn-out sneakers that were about to tear, he was now wearing golden leather shoes.

"What's this?"

Sejun examined the shoes.

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Eli_RMOct 16, 2023
Oh Theo is just fine lol. Another divine relic huh? I wonder what it does. But another farmer in the Tower? Interesting. She has considerable power too. I wonder what these Golden shoes does too. Oh so many things to learn! Thanks for all your hard work Hanguk-nim. Take it easy now.
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ComprenaleOct 16, 2023
"This is a relic containing the power of the space god, Dimena" On the Emperor! and they are confused that dark forces entered their dimesion!
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Beer_KittyOct 16, 2023
Anyone remembers who Emila is?? Im bad at remembering names of non-important casts.
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GorgoilOct 16, 2023
Free expensive shoes while trespassing and robbery.
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KrafaApr 11, 2025
Fun read. So I guess the Towers are made for the purpose of ????, safeguarding, and as a new place to save the inhabitants whose worlds were ruined by Destruction. They go to worlds being invaded by said Destruction to strengthen their inhabitants with resources and powering hunters to save their own worlds, and in case of failure, evacuate the inhabitants inside the tower, with failure either the towards disappearing or the inhabitants being wiped out by the 'trials' like the locust swarm. The tower is not conventional. It seems that each floor monsters do not specifically signify their strengths, with the exception of the Monsters that guard the Waypoint for each floors. So let's divide it into Guardian monsters, where the floor signifies their strength, and the inhabitant monsters, whom floors do not signify their strength (those like Iona who are basically not monsters guarding the waypoint being in a lower level). Tower Farmers seem to be really important. I assume it's because their crops are out of this world, seeing it being able to boost stats and whatnot. Maybe. I dunno. Still unclear what their purpose is. The Dragons are weird. Very weird. Dragons are greedy, sure, but they seem to be also VERY loyal to the creator god. So why are they fighting and scheming amongst themselves? It's conflicting to be honest. Really weeeeeird. Flamie seems to be op. Her roots are going through the dimension sea inside the lake. Does that mean she's a cosmic tree? Won't her roots be in space or in another place not inside the tower or some shit? Where does the dimension sea connect to? I assume outside the tower since there were apostles inside it so they probably infiltrated through there. Theo seems to clearly just be an anomaly. There were super weird description, which I assume are foreshadowing, like the ones where it's mentioned he has ULTIMATE BELIEF on Sejun. I feel like that's gonna be important at some point so I'll save that as a note. Other than that, nothing too notable. The apostle's seem to be just a generic one, surprising tho they can divide themselves and also deceive the inhabitants and use them against each other. Perhaps they're also doing the same to the dragons? I doubt it but...hmm. not enough information in their strength and whatnot so I'll put that on the realm of speculation.
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HobbesJan 2, 2025
Free shoes!
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luckerooniApr 13, 2024
Didn't they say before there was only one Tower Farmer? So who else could have magical cherry tomatoes?
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Berenice CalderanNov 18, 2023
Thanks for the chapter
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Scandalous rainbow 🌈Nov 14, 2023
Wait, is she a giant, it isn't a dragon right? Otherwise it would be trespassing?
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Roman MoralesOct 20, 2023
Does something happen with the novel? The novel image just got replaced and the chapters looks like if I didn’t read them all. (Sorry if I wrote in bad english. It isn’t my first language)
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Chris SizemoreOct 18, 2023
There is a site called "Master unit list" maintained by Catalyst (the current publisher of Battle Tech rules, minatures and novels). The master unit list breaks down what mechs are available to each faction in the game, and that availability changes depending on what era you are playing in. Like for instance nothing built with Clan technology is going to be available to non-Clan forces before the Clan Invasion era (starts in 3050), and even during the Clan invasion clan tech is going to be super rare for the Inner Sphere players, especially if you're faction isn't one along the Invasion Corridor. You actually don't need to choose a faction in BT. It helps for painting, and if you like a faction it definitely encourages you to buy certain mechs and follow the painting guidelines for a House, Clan or even Merc unit. Personally I've always been a Mercenary based player, and Mercs can generally excuse having any kind of available mech. Mostly because Mercs gain mechs by capturing them while performing contracts. A lot of players, especially the ones getting into BT now are big on picking a faction and representing that one faction. That is an individual choice, the game doesn't force you into it. Something really encouraging about BT is the willingness of the community to encourage creativity and freedom. So long as you don't want to be a non-human. Humans rule the galaxy, and the most alien thing out there are the Clans, and they are just ... really culturally twisted bunch of eugenic bastards.
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mahmutOct 18, 2023
oooh thank you very much for amazing reply! I will definitely check out the classic and alpha strike rulesets. era system seems similar to WH codexes with a little more elbowroom I am pretty sure I can get my head around them. Being able to field equipment to a mech army sounds very interesting if memory serves in warhammer unless your faction has such equipment in codex you couldn't deploy other equipment or people without giving away your faction specific bonuses, pretty exciting stuff. I saw some battletech playthroughs, not enough to have a feel of the universe but from what I saw mechs don't have much anti-air defence so I can see why adding aerospace would be so unholy on the tabletop, however I am a big fan of ''watching things die from a good safe distance'' in games so if I pick the game up and learn playing it I can't promise I wouldn't just throw 500 howitzers at the table and fire them at the general direction I don't particularly like then again thank you very much for the amazing reply have a nice day
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mahmutOct 18, 2023
yeah she is called goddes t'au'va and its hilarius, they first realised her existence when Fourth Sphere of Expansion got stuck in the warp. she saved them and tau's of fourt (rightfully) decided she was created by auxilaries' stupidity thinking greater good as a god and started killing auxilies hoping killing them would starve t'au'va and kill her talk about perfidious... she also saved shadowsun from drowning and she paid it back in full to t'au'va by tearing down her temple and blowing up her statue in a fit of rage lol
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mahmutOct 18, 2023
a lot of people is angry about necrons becoming sentient and have politics and character instead of being a mindless swarm that threathens the galaxy much like how nids are. people that think like you is far and few between also I want to pick up Battle Tech thanks to games workshop's galaxy brain decisions (I am still pissy about them forcing creators to delete fan animation, especially astartes) because BT seems as loaded as WH lore-wise where should I begin?
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Chris SizemoreOct 18, 2023
Orks have this group psychic ability. The more Orks you have in a group all doing the same thing, the more powerful it becomes. It manefists in a lot of ways. Like Flashgitz get more flashy, Nobs get nobbier, Bosses get bigger, and leaders like Grozgul get better. Like they focus that group psychic energy into making them more of what made them a leader among the Orks. Never underestimate the power of Waaarg!
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ComprenaleOct 18, 2023
If Gork and Mork don't exist who give all this "best" idea to Grozgul? You can't become the storngest boy in universe only by crazy doctor hand messing your brain.
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ComprenaleOct 18, 2023
Isn't this sad everyone have his own name for this?
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Dolly LambOct 18, 2023
Damn I cought up😢
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Chris SizemoreOct 18, 2023
I started off playing Orks! Greenskins r da best! Briefly joined the Tau for the Greater Good! And then picked up a Necron army. Oh my poor boys the Necrons. Went from being Slaves to the Star Gods who want to eradicate all life in the universe, to enslaving the Star Gods. Still into eradicating all life in the universe. I walked away from 40k and the Necrons changed to "Hey! We want to be like you!" trying to become living again. So much retcon. Nids got some retcon too but no where near as hard as Necrons. And now I'm out of the 40k mess and finding myself picking up Battle Tech again. Its really nice seeing BT have a resurgence after being dead for a long time.
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Chris SizemoreOct 18, 2023
The Tau refugees did what? That must be the tinniest of Greater Demons ever. None of the Gods of Order were ever all that powerful but... the Greater Good God has got to get bullied anytime another Greater Demon happens by. Still, more proof that the Tau are the only happy people left in the universe. Well, Tau and Orks. But Orks are just happy to be fighting anything.
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